Thursday, June 19, 2008
The Nipple Conversation
So, Lex just took off his jammies and said, "This hurts when I rub it." I looked over and he was rubbing his little nipple. I said, "Oh, that's your nipple. I wonder why it hurts? Come here and let me look at it." So he comes over and I make sure everything is in place, without leprosy or cancer or anything of that nature. It all looks fine so I tell him so. He then informs me that boys have nipples and women have boobs. So I say, "No, actually women and men both have nipples, women just get boobs with theirs." Am I really having this conversation? So Lex says, "I wish ..." (pause) I'm thinking, Oh here it comes. My 5-year-old is going to say the same thing his dad says. Something to the effect of how he wished he had boobs too .... But instead he says, "I wish my nipples were as big as Dad's. He has BIG nipples. Maybe when I'm a teenager ...." I guess he could aspire for worse things?
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LOL...I love Lex.
And so it begins....Give it a year and that will soon change.
ha ha that was great! so I found your blog, i didnt realize that you had one:)) now we wont have to have our 4 hour phone conversations to make up for quite as much time between visits.
It seems like yesterday you were explaining these things to me, now you are telling your own kids... :) lol!
okay this is a very funny story! i laughed through the whole thing, thinking for sure the same as you did. HAHA! hilarious!
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