Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I Win!!!!!!!

This is seriously not the blog entry that I envisioned I would write after a couple of months of not blogging, but it is one that needs to be shared. So, on that note, I WON! I AM SMARTER THAN MY IDIOT DOG!!!!! I am so much smarter than the dog that it's astounding! Idiot animal!!! So, she's been feasting on the cat poop so much lately that I'm actually shocked she's not dead. In fact, up until yesterday, she would just stay in her cage the entire day, except for when she'd sneak downstairs and eat cat poop. She was so stupid though because she'd leave kitty litter and chunks of cat poop all over the rug. But then of course she'd hide back in her cage because she knew that she did something naughty. Stupid dog. Well, I've also been frustrated because I have been changing the litter once a week, but Meowers is so stinky that he can stink it up in one pooping! I have felt frustrated because I have felt like our house is a giant, delicious litter box! So ... the solution. It's somewhat of a sacrifice, but one I'm willing to make because it has been FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I bought a scooper and litter deoderizer. Up until Meowers adopted us, a scoop has been unnecessary because Kitty has dainty poops that barely stink. We've just changed the litter every couple of weeks. Ahhhh ... the old days. Anyway, now in the mornings I scoop out the poop and then sprinkle a little bit of deoderizer on the litter. For example, Meowers took a GIANT crap this morning, one that I'm sure was making Chrissy salivate at the smell. It stunk. It made the house stink like litter box. Normally I would've closed the laundry room door and turned on the fan, but the smell was going to stay there all week until Chrissy ate it. So I went in there, scooped it and all the other doggy treats out, flushed them, and sprinkled deoderizer. It smells fresh and sweet now, like it just rained. Chrissy had to eat her dog food, the house smells nice, Kitty isn't going to pee on the laundry because she doesn't want to sit in the stink, Meowers has fresh, deoderized litter, and I am happy with the dumb animals. I just hate how it has taken me this long to figure this all out ....
"The things that are hard to bear, are sweet to remember."

~Lucious Annaeus Seneca

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

~Mark Twain